November 2010
1 post
“just godam great. even ben afflec would have been a far better deal then this...”
– Destructoid commenter, in regards to funky bunching in the upcoming Uncharted movie.
June 2010
1 post
October 2009
1 post
“Yay thin grounds to arrest a black person. Come on police where are you?”
– Destructoid commenter on Lil Wayne’s video game piracy.
September 2009
2 posts
“I haven’t played this game so far, actually we can compared with the worm...”
– Destructoid commenter and meth enthusiast
August 2009
6 posts
“OK, damn. I know, I barely won a match tonight, so I might be a little...”
– Something Awful poster who knows, deep down, that Blazblue players aren’t childish clods like the people who play those other games
“Im not homophobic or anything but considering that 95% of gamers are straight...”
– Destructoid commenter, not that there’s anything wrong with that
“Also I think it’s fair enough for gamers who have been playing for years...”
– Incomprehensible 1up poster - what’s this about minorities picking zucchinis?
“Saying something is gay does not imply homophobia. I don’t care much for...”
– Kotaku commenter who really is just puttin’ it all out there.
“god damn… i was really excited about this game… now i think i have...”
– Destructoid commenter and founding member of Gamers for the Virtual Murder of 50 Cent
“I’m torn! The article is obviously written sarcastically, but the part...”
– Destructoid commenter who doesn’t know what heteronormative means.
July 2009
11 posts
“Finally a game where you can utilize all of the language and racial slurs that...”
– Kotaku commenter, probably listening to the seminal Cannibal Corpse tune “Skull full of Maggots”
“They got a black president. WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM US?!”
– Destructoid commenter who somehow thinks that black sombies in a video game are equivalent to a black president.
“Being a steampunk myself, I GREATLY approve.”
– Kotaku Commenter, *vents steam from keyboard*
“I’d love to see twitter burn and die. I just don’t understand yet...”
– Destructoid commenter who doesn’t seem to get that marketing purposes are not well served by 20-year-old chat software used exclusively by weird nerds
“I read GLAAD’s letter to the gaming community, I saw the...”
– Destructoid commenter who has never seen a gay outside of TV or film
“The only thing India’s got in excess is B.O.
I’ve never been to...”
– Destructoid commenter
“Here’s the official Hardcore viewpoint. What you do, should you choose to...”
– Kotaku Commenter who thinks gays aren’t citizens(?)
“Straight people do just play the game. Stuff like this only happens when people...”
– “I wouldn’ta called him a fag if he weren’t askin’ fer it” - Kotaku Commenter
“I have a total problem with their lifestyle, but have no problems talking to...”
– Kotaku commenter who just plain don’t want no gays playin vidya games
“It’s my planet and I’ll kill it as I see fit.
This...”
– Destructoid commenter who is very angry that someone would have the gall to turn off their console when they aren’t using it
“will this game include bitches and hoes?
can a white negro get a bitch...”
– Kotaku commenter with a clear understanding of DJ culture
June 2009
2 posts
“Cheap plastic is expensive lol! You know I would expect these kinds of prices...”
– Gamespot commenter who just loves them orientals
“LMAO I just received this yesterday and thought it was fucked that they would...”
– Destructoid commenter who doesn’t understand why video games are less popular than tits
May 2009
1 post
“He’s right. People are not born equal in all areas. For example black and...”
– Kotaku commenter who decided to take it upon himself to ruin my Science Papa press release
April 2009
1 post
“What I don’t understand is why sometimes people need to be so outright...”
– Kotaku Commenter on why all Xbox Live gamertags should remain deep in the closet
March 2009
4 posts
“I hate people like this that take leave for something so dumb like iam not gay...”
– Destructoid commenter and low-wage employee
“I loathe games that don’t have voice acting in this day and age (though on...”
– Destructoid commenter and apparent literary enthusiast (how many Star Wars books are they up to now?)
“Well duh of course huffington would say resident evil is racist. They’re a...”
– Destructoid commenter and negro hunting enthusiast
February 2009
2 posts
“I think this is a fair compromise. I don’t condone homosexuality, as I...”
– Kotaku commenter who believes that gays playing video games, like bigfoot, require skepticism
“Also, If I have kids ever, I’ll be sure to make them avoid this crap like...”
– Grown-ass man who probably loves Naruto, commenting on a video game blog about a child’s game
November 2008
3 posts
Saint's Row 2 is better than GTA4
In the past two hours I have done the following things that are not possible in Grand Theft Auto 4:
Gotten in an epic katana duel on a burning junk boat.
Watched a man accidentally crush his girlfriend with a monster truck because she was locked in the trunk.
Sprayed a church with liquid feces at the behest of a vaguely french sounding anti-corporate revolutionary.
Purchased a dapper purple...
“I’m a big gamer. I love my Nintendo DS. I love my board games. So on the road,...”
– Christina Aguilera, Unlikely Gamer